Mind Of A Brooklyn Dude

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

Sat, 04 May 2013 09:59:33 -0400

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, save it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom while showering to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread from going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:11:32 -0400

queeengeedorah: 2hoesonekitchen: waveseason: lol he felt...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:11:10 -0400

queeengeedorah:

2hoesonekitchen:

waveseason:

lol

he felt that

lol at kanye’s hat though. it’s vibrating.

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:09:06 -0400

neontits: the fucking realest

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 01:25:55 -0400

neontits:

the fucking realest

jojoinked: Splash Waterfalls- Ludacris Throwbackkkk Y’all do...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 01:24:50 -0400

jojoinked:

Splash Waterfalls- Ludacris

Throwbackkkk

Y’all do that bad stuff, she like it rammed up
Ropes and handcuffs - what? (fuck meee!)

skateboard-m: super-hella-laced-up: nameless-nonsense: fuckit-...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 00:56:02 -0400

skateboard-m:

super-hella-laced-up:

nameless-nonsense:

fuckit-impaidd:

nigga started contemplating life after that

“nigga I forgot to lock my car doors”

“My baby mama still waiting on that $475 for these kids”

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

shesbombb: INSTAGRAM: YELLOW_POCAHONTAS

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 19:58:03 -0400

shesbombb:

INSTAGRAM: YELLOW_POCAHONTAS

easta32: Hova

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 09:58:14 -0400

easta32:

Hova

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Wed, 03 Apr 2013 16:44:39 -0400

rahlaroc: Lmao when will it stop !!!??

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 01:38:37 -0400

rahlaroc:

Lmao when will it stop !!!??

steadydreamin: Does Hank wipe? Lol lol you gay

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 01:28:47 -0400

steadydreamin:

Does Hank wipe? Lol

lol you gay

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Thu, 21 Mar 2013 10:26:35 -0400

airport security checks: “random selection”

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 10:58:52 -0400

airport security checks: “random selection”

lmfaooooo this nigga got his xbox wit him

Sat, 09 Mar 2013 02:15:54 -0500

lmfaooooo this nigga got his xbox wit him

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Fri, 22 Feb 2013 02:01:56 -0500

fuckyeahpsychedelics: Albuquerque Gothic

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 00:05:32 -0500

fuckyeahpsychedelics:

Albuquerque Gothic

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Tue, 12 Feb 2013 04:09:13 -0500